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What’s a funny joke you’ve heard lately?


What’s the opposite of a gorilla?

Passion in the Medical Profession | April 23, 2021 | <1 min read


Dr. Alessandra Colaianni, Vanderbilt University

What do you call a fake noodle? An imPASTA!

Dr. Erin Snyder, Birmingham, Alabama

What’s the opposite of a gorilla? A stop-rilla!

What do you think?

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Dr. Eric Last

Did you hear the one about the healthcare system that hired scribes and streamlined all workflows?

Neither did I.

Dr. Jess Colburn, Johns Hopkins Medicine

Why wouldn’t the oysters give up their pearls?

Because they were too shell-fish!


What did the number 0 say to the number 8?

Nice belt!

Gretchen Miller, Editor, CLOSLER

What did the doctor say to the banana?

Are you PEELING ok?

Dr. Paul O'Rourke, Johns Hopkins Medicine

What does a pig use to treat a rash?


Dr. Scott Wright, Johns Hopkins Medicine

I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those two places.—Henny Youngman , English-American comedian famous for the mastery of the one-liner

Crystal Favorito, pre-med, Johns Hopkins Medicine

I invented a new word! Plagiarism!